artemisfitzgerald

A Guilty Conscience needs to confess. A Work of Art is a confession.
~ Wednesday, September 8 ~
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tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

I’ve heard that there are ah-mazing ruins in ethiopia, and i’m very eager to visit them - but also peru, or turkey…….actually i would love to visit/go back to all of europe, everything about the europeans i fabulous, from skinny french women to tanned spanish bodies…….why wouldn’t you visit?


~ Tuesday, September 7 ~
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petecampbellsbitchface:

Well, the grass is always greener.

 A man so bitchy my whole day waits for this smug and smarmy bastard to tell me where the grass is greener. Minus the g and r and you’ve got the perfect synonym for Pete Campbell

petecampbellsbitchface:

Well, the grass is always greener.

 A man so bitchy my whole day waits for this smug and smarmy bastard to tell me where the grass is greener. Minus the g and r and you’ve got the perfect synonym for Pete Campbell


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~ Friday, September 3 ~
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Lucius Malfoy and the Queen….

textsfromlastnight:

(908): It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!

 ……..neither of whom would be impressed by your drunkenness. But dw, it happens all the time.


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“So smoking is the perfect way to commit suicide without actually dying. I smoke because it’s bad, it’s really simple.”

Bad for you…..or just Badass?

— Damien Hirst (via artnotartnot)

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What’s not to love about an environmentally friendly half Death Globe?
Time to Get Out The Harley. Japanese bikes can wait until my chopper love affair is over - only room for one petrol guzzling machine in my carbon footprint.

What’s not to love about an environmentally friendly half Death Globe?

Time to Get Out The Harley. Japanese bikes can wait until my chopper love affair is over - only room for one petrol guzzling machine in my carbon footprint.